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The Night Before Christmas A Feline Tail ……….

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house I was stalking and searching for one little mouse. I went feliwaythrough the stocking that were hung on the chimney with care in hopes that my feliway would soon be there.The kids were nestled and snug in their beds while visions of hairballs were stuck in their heads; and my mom in her pjs and I not in bad settled my brain to attack her instead.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I jumped from the winder to hide in the shower. Away to the window my mom flew like a flash, she broke the shutters and screamed like a cat. The moon freaked her out and she saw in the snow a luster of objects from the dog next door. When to her wandering eyes should she see, but a miniature sleigh with goodies Santa-christmas-sleighfor me.

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick more rapid than eagles his courses they came quick. He whistled and shouted some really silly names. Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Pancer, and Vixen! On Comet, on Cupid, On Donner, and Blitzen! Like they mean anything to me??? He was screaming to the top of the porch to the top of the wall dash away, dash away, dash away all. He was moving like wild hurricanes fly when he hit the plastic Santa on the neighbor’s side.

So on to the housetop they flew with the sleigh full of my goodies oh and some for mom too, and then in a twinkling I heard on the roof a sampling of what sounded like little reindeer poop. As my mom drew in her head and we turned around, down the chimney St. Nick came falling down. He was dressed in faux fur from head to foot, and his clothes smelled of ashes and he was covered in soot.

My bundle of goodies flung on his back he looked like a peddler hurry Santa open that sack! His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry- wait a second he looks like a cherry. His mouth had drawn up like a big bow and his beard on his chin not quite white a snow. The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth- oh Santa don’t you know smoking can stain your teeth. He had a broad face and a round belly he reminds me of me as we laugh like a bowl full of jelly. He is chubby and plump and a right jolly old elf and my mom left him weight watcher cookies in spite of herself.

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon told me, he was flirting with my mom instead. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work and filled my stockings with my feliway goods. He turned with a jerk and he gave a nod up the chimney, I screamed after hey Santa you forgot your eggnog.

He sprang to his sleigh and to me he whistled Merry Christmas Lincoln you little stinker! lin

Bowser

Dear Santa,

Thank you so much for my Christmas presents! My favorite toy is the Fleecy Tug. Mom and I will play tug-of-war forcora hours, plus she loves how it cleans my teeth and gums. I love how it doesn’t hurt my teeth when we play. I also love, love, love the Kibble Nibble activity ball. When my mommy leaves she fills it full of my favorite treats the Buddy & Berries. It helps me forget that I am by myself during the day as I try to figure out how to get the treats out. My little sister Zima also wants to say thanks she is still a puppy BB_KIBNIB_XSthough and doesn’t know how to use our Mommy’s computer. She really likes the Roly Rope her and Dad play with it all the time and since she is still a pup it helps her with her teething. My cat sister Samantha says thanks for the Salmon Flavored Feline Pill Pockets; she doesn’t even know Mom puts her medicine inside…. Hehehe. Thanks again Big Guy, you will make Christmas really special for my whole family this year!

Love,

Bowser

PS Could you have Mom pick up some more Greenies? She gives us one every night to freshen our breath and keep our teeth clean. I know there aren’t enough  to last until next Christmas.

Dear Santa,

This is my first Christmas and being as my Mommy always calls me her Princess I’m expecting that you will give me gweneverything I want, just like my Mommy does. My first demand would be for more Door Knob Rattle Rings. They are perfect for when my Daddy’s being lazy and I need to entertain myself. Second, I demand a Pogo Plush Spider toy. It’s a big furry one that I can rabbit kick. It even squeaks when I bite it, which is very satisfying. Third, I demand more cans of the Royal Canin GCG_DoorHanger_RattleRing_1080011404_InPkgKitten Development. My Mommy says its good for my growth and nutrition, I say it taste good so I demand it. Also if you could bring me a different name, no one can ever seem to pronounce my name right. I was thinking something along of the lines of Queen Hunting Cat Panther. Last but not least, I demand as many Jingly-Balls as you can fit into that sack of yours. My Mommy says if I start being a little less demanding she will make sure you give her all these items to bring home with her from work. I told her I couldn’t make any promises but I said I’d try not biting her and her co-workers when they are trying to trim my nails… though I still plan on complaining the whole time.

Love Guenhwyvar

Yes Santa I know your wondering… Its pronounced “GUEN-AH-HAR”

Sadie

Dear Santa,

My name is Sadie and I have been a very good girl this year. My mom told me to write you a letter of some things that I IMG_3668really want for Christmas! Number one on my list is a Lickety Stik! It’s a really yummy liquid treat that comes out of a roller ball. The best part is, it’s only ONE calorie in every 10 licks! It helps me keep my girlish figure. I also would really like a rad-292_1zBiscuit Basket. It really keeps me busy while my mom is not at home. Plus, the biscuit stick inside is too delicious. Also, if it isn’t too much trouble, I would love to have a new rope toy. Mom loves to play tug-of-war with me and I love it too! Mom and I hope you are doing well and have a Merry Christmas!

Sincerely,
Sadie

Dear Santa,

Well Santa, this is my first Christmas and I’m really not sure how this whole “being good thing” works. I really want a new catbandit tree because I have completely destroyed my other one and my mom just isn’t seeing eye to eye with me. I stock her around the house, bite at her feet, wrap myself around her ankles and then run over to my cat tree just trying to get her attention to that torn up mess, but I think she misinterprets my signals. My brother Marley has told me I need to be nice to him in order to get a present from you. I really don’t treeh2think waiting for him to walk up the stairs, then grabbing at his tail is that mean? I’m not really sure where these acts falls on your naughty or nice list, but I was thinking you could probably make an exception 😉 All in all Santa, no matter what my mom or brother Marley may say about me… don’t listen, they just don’t understand me.

Yours Truly,

Bandit (The Terrorist)… Just a little knick name my mother so kindly gave me.

P.S. Deep down I’m an angel, that’s what my Grandma tells me anyway.

Duncan

Dear Santa,
IMG_6548I hope you haven’t been working to hard this year. Me and my sister Jezabel have been trying to be good dogs so you will bring us treats and toys. By the way, I had my teeth cleaned last week and the Doctor was very impressed with what

CET_chews_xtra_lge__15_ct_good condition both my teeth and gums were in. Little did the doctor know, besides brushing everyday, my mom bought us these dental chews called “C.E.T HEXtra” with some kind of ingredient named Chlorhexidine.  It not only helps keep my teeth clean but also helps with my breath! I like them because they taste good. Hope you, Mrs. Claus, the Elves and all your reindeer have a great Christmas!

                                                         Love,

                                                            Duncan

Peter

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The 2 legged boys in my house have been talking about you and it sounds like you grant many wishes and dreams! I am hoping to ask for just a few things, so here it goes… First and foremost, I am hoping you can replace my tail.  Yep, that’s right – I suffered a horrible accident before my parents rescued me – and it caused many injuries including a broken tail.  My mom, the vet, was forced to amputate it.  Not sure where it went, but I was hoping with some magic, you could help me out.  To go along with that tail, I really need some glucoasmine – it helps with both my arthritis and my bladder problems.  I think 51qSkdmy9QL._SY300_it’s called Dasuquin – you know, the capsules that my parents can open up and sprinkle over my food.  It really helps, and doesn’t even taste bad! (My mom has given me some horrible tasting medicine in the past).  And if you have room in that red sack of presents of yours, I really like those catnip mice – it makes me just a little crazy, but it makes everyone laugh too!
Thanks so much Santa – I promise to be a good boy!
Love,
Peter

Bud

Dear Santa,

I know I have been such a good boy this year, only chasing my kitties a few times and getting into the trash only once this year.  Not to mention 418105_327746543933165_36407820_nthat everyone at Baring Blvd Veterinary Hospital tells me what a good boy I am.  I would not listen to what my mommy says if I were you, she is only 1 person after all!  So for Christmas this year I would really like a bottle of Dasuquin.  Now that two ACL repairs are under my belt this year I could use it for any arthritis that will be sure to come and they taste so much better 13012_001_xlthan the regular gluclosemine pills.  Plus Dr. Luchetti says it would be good for me to be on it.  With all the right nutrients in them I could be running in the fields again by the summer time… yay!  I promise with my new and improved knees that I will only chase my kitties once a month and keep the jumping on the bed to a minimum.

With lots of Love,

Bud

P.S.- If you could use your magical powers to make Jinxy love me I would appreciate that as well.  All I want to do is cuddle with her but for some reason she does not like me.  Which prompts me to chase her.

Penny

Dear Santa,536604_279328702147215_148247985255288_629051_1974042811_n
This is Penny Baker and for Christmas I would like some more yummy Royal Canin dog food.  I know with my teeth, I should eat the dental diet, but the food is so yummy my waistline 20154582_lgsuffers, so I guess the Satiety Support would be a better choice.  Besides I can eat more of it and maybe by springtime I can get some of this difficult weight off.
Greenies are tasty too. Basically anything I can eat would be good.  And walks, more walks.  Get Dr. Baker some new hiking boots for me.
Thanks,

Penny

 PS I would also like some cute dresses, thanks again Santa 😉  

Frank

Dear Santa,

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This Christmas I’m really hoping for some CET Veggie Dents. Those are my favorite treat! I would also love a new squeaky toy, preferably something with limbs to play tug-a-war with my sister Ginger. I have been a very good boy this 14931year, with the exception of stealing a burrito out of my mom’s work bag. But that happened months ago and mom says that you can probably over look it if I was extra good, which I have been.

 

Thanks Santa!
Love your favorite little terrier,
Frank